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by jason betrue and jamie flam I was thirteen years old during the first Gulf War. I remember watching the news and thinking "War is crazy!". Then I went into my room and jerked off like no tommorow, thinking about girls I might potentially french. Twelve years later, we are one day into a new Gulf War and my thoughts haven't changed much at all: War is still crazy, not to mention unjustified, and I still want to go in my room and jerk off like no tommorow, thinking about girls I might potentially french. It can be difficult , however, to keep my mind on the job "at hand" when I am surrounded by images of war at all times. But with a little imagination, it's not so hard to find some sexually charged words within the lexicon of war-speak. So, with no further ado, War-related words that give me a hard-on: BUSH "scud missle" amphibious invasion Optimus Prime decapitation attack Pre-emptive Strike "Operation Shock and Awe" "Aircraft Carrier" JelLyBeaNz!!! World War Three(some) Tomahawk Cruise Missle Wolf Blitzer (I hardly KNOW her!!) Target of Opportunity Launching from the Red Sea "Oil Fields" USS Abraham Lincoln Wheat Smut Humvee "Bunker-Buster" Bomb "Global Positioning System" Crosshairs "Oval Office" Persian Gulf "Weapons of M(ass) Destruction" "Authorizing the Use of Force" "Hot Juicy Teen Sluts" Bahrain's "Extraordinary Emergency Session" "Penetrating Warhead" (thanks PVP) And of course we can't forget the movement for peace, which is also chock full of self pleasuring goodness: Picket Sticks "Peaceful Resistance" Rising-up against violence Sit-in Love-in Frenchin' |
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