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Duke's Up, My Friends! Tim Molloy wrote me an email yesterday. Here are some highlights: -Since we have a zillion new readers I am sure we should really put up something new. -How about [Tim's suggestions]? They aren't my best but they are much better than the same thing we've had for days. -Or why not throw up that [other suggestion]? -Content content content! I read it and was like, damn, I totally agree! And while I chose not to use any of Tim's great ideas, the fire he lit under my wing-wang sent smoke to my brain that signaled some synapses, and now it looks like we got some new stuff for y'all! Thanks Tim! First and foremost, we have The First Crop Of New Expression Spring Break Photos, courtesy of the sweet and pretty Chiara Triska. For fun, I added little comments immediately below the pictures, something I've never seen or heard of before! When ingenuity strikes is strikes in the balls, am I right? Secondly, we are proud to announce that Lunchboxing's Fight Club is going public! That's right, after a long stay on the underground circuit, we are opening our doors to you. So if you click the moving picture show with squirrels and Bjork and an angry singer person, you will be directed to the first installment of ever-changing rules. Lastly, today is 4/20!!! That means you should all smoke a lot of marijuana! I mean, you know, it's like a rule or something, right? Because you see, 420 is the "police number" for drug possession! I learned that my freshman year of college, so it must be true! Thousands of hippies, reggaish peoples, jam band fans, blunty style hip-hop lovers, and fraternity members can't be wrong, so light up brahhhhh! That said, we'd like to honor, once again, Shaun "Cheech" Patterson of Kenosha, WI, last years winner of lunchboxing's very own Project Green Light Contest. We're sure he's high on drugs right now. You go boy! Also, don't forget to get your Cruci-FIXX with High On Christ's new One-Hitter Cross Necklace. (Also available in hundred-dollar bill motif.) It'll make music sound all cool. bullied by jamie flam on 4/20/2004 :: comments [ ] bullied by jamie flam on 4/20/2004 :: |
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