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Martha N' Shit  sweet boy guy: martha stewart convicted on all counts catchthekiller: whaaat? for real? sweet boy guy:<yeah. quick LUBO list! sweet boy guy:Things That Martha Stewart Can Craft In Prison catchthekiller:good idea sweet boy guy:Neatly fold your orange jumpsuit to make your pants into shorts, etc. catchthekiller:might be easier to do like "segments on Martha's new show - Martha Stewart - From Prison what's her show called now? sweet boy guy:I don't know... sweet boy guy:we need a fresh angle since a million sites will do the same shit catchthekiller:true. catchthekiller:Things overheard during jury deliberations? catchthekiller:eh sweet boy guy:some self affirmations she cen recite to get through her days in prison? catchthekiller:i'm drawing a complete blank on that sweet boy guy:a list comparing her to malcolm x? catchthekiller:i think my problem is that i don't know anything about her sweet boy guy:haha me neither sweet boy guy:i just don't care catchthekiller:haha, me neither catchthekiller:maybe we should just make it a news item sweet boy guy:good thinking sweet boy guy:martha stewrt guilty on all charges sweet boy guy:jamie: meh catchthekiller:devon: "Well, hopefully they'll let her takin in some Club Soda so she can get the shit, blood and urine stains out of her prison blouse." sweet boy guy:nice. sweet boy guy:hey what if we do a list of "Things We Can Ascertain From The Artist Rendition of The Martha Stewart Case. catchthekiller:perfect. Ten Things We Can Ascertain From The Artist Rendition of The Martha Stewart Case 1. That the "Talk to the hand defense" not all it's cracked up to be. 2. That Martha Stewart has "craaaaaazy arms!" 3. That Martha still looking great with her 'Friends' style "layer cut." 4. That flag in corner of courtroom is mysteriously aglow. 5. That the Jim Carrey movie Liar, Liar is suprisingly accurate when it comes to courtroom goings-on. 6. That the courtroom artist union doesn't have any rules about hiring shitty, shitty artists. 7. That the Hardy Boys book cover illustrator is still getting work. 8. That Martha's lawyers look just about the way I would expect them to look: like complete dicks. 9. That if I ever go to court, I want a hobbit as my judge too! 10. That even pastel Martha gives me a raging boner. bullied by jamie flam on 3/5/2004 :: Three, Is The Magic Feature. Yes it is.  What do you get when I write "commentaries" to random pictures found on the inter-web and throw a Jason Betrue created animated gif in the mix? Today's feature! So click above or to the left and read it. NOW. In other news, The New Expression: Spring Break! will indeed be taking place April 10th at Spanganga Theatre in San Francisco. More information will be coming your way soon, but mark your calendar NOW (Assuming you already read the feature). With all new videos, new artists, good music, and a redesigned and amped up lunchboxing to promote, it's going to be a swell time for sure. Stay tuned here for further "developments." In the meantime, there is another entertaining show for you to check out. Rock and roll band Stay Gold Pony Boyfeaturing LUBO pal Aaron (he played in the first New Expressions' band Transendence) on drums and vocals, will be playing at Edinburgh Castle [950 Geary St (at Larkin)] this Friday, March 5 at 9:00pm with other equally cool bands (perhaps). It's 21 and over and 5 bucks. Go. NOW. (Friday) bullied by jamie flam on 3/2/2004 :: Three, Is The Magic Feature. Yes it is. What do you get when I write "commentaries" to random pictures found on the inter-web and throw a Jason Betrue created animated gif in the mix? Today s feature! So click above or to the left and read it. NOW. In other news, The New Expression: Spring Break! will indeed be taking place April 10th at Spanganga Theatre in San Francisco. More information will be coming your way soon, but mark your calendar NOW (Assuming you already read the feature). With all new videos, new artists, good music, and a redesigned and amped up lunchboxing to promote, it's going to be a swell time for sure. Stay tuned here for further "developments." In the meantime, there is another entertaining show for you to check out. Rock and roll band Stay Gold Pony Boyfeaturing Aaron on drums and vocals, who played in the first New Expressions' Transendence will be playing at Edinburgh Castle [950 Geary St (at Larkin)] this Friday, March 5 at 9:00pm with other equally cool bands (perhaps). It's 21 and over and 5 bucks. Go. NOW. (Friday) bullied by jamie flam on 3/2/2004 :: |
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