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LOVE(unch)boxing (Valentine's Day pun)  You've probably asked yourself many times, most likely within the last minute, "How would Courtney Love spend Valentines Day?" Well, luckily for you, Courtney actually faxed us her V-Day to-do list, so you can read a minute-by-minute account of her Sweethearts-day plans. For our second Valentine's Day feature, I sent out an email to a few LUBO contributors, seeking submissions. Here is a small piece of that email: Just wanted to invite you to participate in a LUBO feature I am compiling to put on the site for Friday. A Valentines themed review of any love song/album/musically inspired moment of your life. One paragraph will do, but feel free to write more. It can be as funny or non-funny as you like. I'll just throw them all together. It will be fun. So far we have someone doing a review of Forever Changes by Love, and possibly a Mark Eitzel song or album and I am not sure what I will write on just yet. That leaves about 2 million other relevant things to write about. To reitirate anything even remotely related to love, or non-love for that matter will do. Thanks for everything. Those who are down, get it to me by Thursday noon, latest. Preferably with an accompanying pic or link to pic of yourself or anything else slightly related. THANKS! jamie I got one email submission back. It is included somewhere below. As a result of the lack of participation, I changed the scope of the article (just reviews of various albums by the wonderful rock band, Love) and begged my online pals to contribute "last minute style." Some did. If you already love Love, then read the following reviews for renewed perspective on their greatness. If you don't already love Love, then read the reviews and go buy an album or two of theirs anyways. You can give it to that special someone that you are just getting to know and when they think that you are implying your love for them way too soon and start to act all weird-like, you can ask for the record back, and you have something to listen to after your date ends with that awkward half hug, almost kiss, but no kiss thing. bullied by jamie flam on 2/13/2004 :: Feature & News To Go With It... AGAIN!  In Today's News: Founder of Atkins diet 'was obese when he died' Devon: "The Chapter of the Atkins Diet You Were Never Supposed to See: Fuck It, eat a shitload of Pop Tarts, you're gonna die anyway." Jamie: "They won't know the real truth until they exhume his body and test it for Hydrox." Rover sets Mars distance record Devon: "When reached for comment, 1997 Mars Distance Roving Champion, Sojourner had this to say: "I knew my record would not stand forever, I'm just sad I had to lose it to an Indian." Jamie: "Rover also sets ten million other lesser known, equally boring records for robot rovers on Mars " Movie popcorn popularizer dead Devon: "In accordance with Rubin's wishes, he will be cremated, covered with salt and butter, and thrown on the floor of theater playing My 50 First Dates. "He loved Drew Barrymore," his daughter said. "And popcorn." " Jamie: "At 85, Samuel Rubin was anything but a Jiffy Pop. Unless you count his propensity for premature ejaculations. (Still unverified as of press time) So there ya go. Click the picture above, or here to read an exciting, and important message from lunchboxing. bullied by jamie flam on 2/10/2004 :: |
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