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Beat It

So a week has passed and nothing new has been posted.
A new LUBO record, I think! I am not proud of it,
although I do have an excuse: as mentioned in
past posts and comments threads, my LUBO access has
been denied to me in the workplace. I don't know if
it's a secret operation on the part of my bosses to
curtail my "fun time" or a simple firewalling issue
like my web host suggests, but my one source of
workplace happiness (besides the masturbation machine
in the bathroom) has been confiscated, and this makes
it hard to put up exciting new features, and pictures
of my friends and the such and the such. But I think
we have come back strong with a new feature, that on
top of being funny is highly relevant. And according
to market research, relevance is the thing lunchboxing
fans crave the most. Except for the LUBO fans in my
office, who crave the masturbation machine in the
bathroom just a tad bit more. Fair enough, it feels
fantasmic!

Anyhoo, LUBO's EASY TARGET
Dept. dug up some interesting findings in regards
to the currently unfolding Michael Jackson molestation
case. We are proud to present you href="http://www.lunchboxing.com/feat_group34.shtml">Suspicious
Movies Police Found in Michael Jackson's DVD
Collection. You will be astounded and
surprised. And slightly giddy.

And since it's
relevant once again, how could we not put up our
original and classic LUBO feature: 90
Things....... Read it again for the 16th
time.

Lastly, a super fat birthday shout out to the one and
only (that I know of) href="http://www.yellowtoothpick.com"
target="_blank">Michelle Romo!!! Michelle has
been an integral part of the LUBO/New Expression team
and is currently working on the incredible new
redesign for this very site. She also recently
redesigned her own sitehref="http://www.yellowtoothpick.com"
target="_blank">yellowtoothpick.com. Check it
out. Somewhere inside are the tentative plans for the
new LUBO. And also lots of cool t-shirts n' posters
n' stuff. Buy some! What better birthday gift....

Be back next week... with a little vengeance, or not.

Your pal,

jamie "toucan" flam
bullied by Jason Betrue on 11/21/2003 ::

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