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Relatives Be Warned I think they should make a pornographic film called American History X where they recreate a bunch of important historical moments and fuck. Like for example the Battle of Bunker Hill in the American Revolution would be an intense battle scene and then all of a sudden they are all fucking. Or Benjamin Franklin invents the lightbulb and then gets a nobber from some peasant chick (hot). Why not have a scene where The Great Depression is anything but... (sex in a sweatshop). Kennedy Assasination? More going on in that Book Depository than we originally thought! (fucking) The historical event that is the creation of lunchboxing would be an intense masturbation scene. Whatever. Just an idea, all you porn film makers that read this site (you know who you are). So in honor of Sept. 11th we have two special features today. First, a brand new triangle and mac cartoon (Years Later). And second off, a feature we originally ran a year ago, Review: September 11th Day by Tim Molloy, who is currently in Spain, gathering information for an upcoming feature we are doing. On Spain. Oh one more thing. There would also be a scene in the movie with Native Americans and Cowboys. Fucking. bullied by jamie flam on 9/11/2003 :: Tri & Mac Feva Fresh off it's hottest month OF ALL TIME (13,000 visitors!!!), I decided that I wouldn't post anything for a while. Take a little break FROM ALL OF THE SUCCESS. But life without LUBO is not worth living. Also, I do nothing and I am crazy bored and have no excuses. I haven't written anything lately, but I am proud to present a new and novel lunchboxing column by Stephen Cody: Well Crafted Music Calls For Well Crafted Cheese. In this first review Cody peeks into Mates of State's newest (and unreleased) album, "Team Boo", which calls for some Champignon Deluxe Knoblauch (pronounced all French and bitchy). Read it. Speaking of albums being released, may I also call your attention to Styles of Beyond's new release "Megadef" on Spy Tech Records. Shit is DOPE, and just so happens to be put out and performed on by pal fer life Colton Fisher. What I am trying to say is, I like tooottttally know those guys! Watch for reviews and hype on lunchboxing and elsewhere (magazines, newspapers, television, life). I have a funny feeling it's gonna be HUGE. But that might just be my Occasional Reaper. Suck it. bullied by jamie flam on 9/10/2003 :: |
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