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Bitchslap Chicago The above picture is relevant because a. it has my 7th grade mug all over it, b. it's chock full of lunchboxes, and c. the picture was taken in Chicago. That is why it is relevant. But "how?," you ask, while eating something sticky. Allow me to explain. You see, my 7th grade mug comes into play in The Slap Heard 'Round the World: The Jamie Flam Getting Bitch Slapped in the Side of the Head Story, a true story which originally ran on LUBO about a year ago, sans freshly scanned 7th grade photo, when there were about 4 readers a day, 4 meaning 2, 2 meaning me and.... Ok, one reader. The lunchboxes are important and relevant because of the name of this site: lunchboxing. Get it? Lastly, the relevance of the picture being taken in Chicago is this "photo diary" of a trip to Chicago, sent to me by travis lodolce this morning. As of this posting he has yet to approve the publishing of his email. Read it to find out what I mean. Or read it just because it's short and fun. bullied by jamie flam on 8/13/2003 :: Erection News  This photo of Arnold Schwarzenneger, a 10-year-old girl, and something in the Terminator's slacks was taken July 23, 1994, during the Los Angeles Inner-City Games at the University of Southern California. We are including it here to celebrate the gubernatorial candidate's support for youth sports. The photo is real. We have the original. Yay for youth sports! (Click pic above to see boner enlarged.) bullied by jamie flam on 8/12/2003 :: Party Town, U.S.A.  This was a weekend of partying. I partied at home, at a bar, and at a big woodsy amphitheatre bythe beach over the course of two days. Thought you should know. In the interest of keeping today's party theme in tact, I present you with a reviewish feature by Lucy Williams, entitled Blingin' Your A-Game, detailing her experiences of the weekend prior. Be warned, my toddler-aged readership, there are some particularly blue photos inside. Get excited, my pubescent-aged readership, there are some particularly blue photos inside. Also, if you are in the San Francisco area, check out Sidestepper on Tuesday night. I saw him perform yesterday in the aforementioned amphitheatre. He was ok. Everyone seemed to enjoy him. Maybe you will enjoy him too. bullied by jamie flam on 8/11/2003 :: |
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