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Quick Friday Cartoon God, work is boring today. May as well take the time to put together a cartoon. This took me four hours to make. It isn't easy to make Italian loafers look so life-like. I will be in L.A. this weekend for another wedding. But it should be fun. More fun than you are probably having reading this here post. So I will wrap it up. Congratulations Jen Rofe and Brian Yeager on their wedding, and muchos proppers to Mike Mott on his big b-day. These are all wonderful people that you should all get to know, by the way. Until next week, LUBO'S GRAND ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY WEEK CELEBRATION, suck it ever so nicely. bullied by jamie flam on 8/1/2003 :: Celebrating A Year of Half-Hearted New Features  Today, as we know, is lunchboxing's birthday. Or at least somewhere near lunchboxing's birthday. To find out for sure we'd have to click on "Archives" over to the left and see when we made our debut, and we're just not enthusiastic enough to do that. As should be obvious, we don't like to put much effort into things here at Lubo. Isn't that right, Jamie? You see, even though Jamie's name is listed at the end of this little passage, Jamie has asked me, Paws O'Henry, to write it for him. Not that Paws gets any credit at all. For example, which of us will get some sex from any sweet young things who titter at this exciting new feature I'm supposed to be introducing? Not me, certainly. Good Ol' Paws may have legions of imitators, but Jamie gets all the dirty, angry sex. Is that fair? Not even remotely. The feature was Paws' idea by the way. So if you like it go ahead and give Jamie some dizzying, fabulous sex, since that's apparently how it works around here. Fuck this. bullied by jamie flam on 7/31/2003 :: Sports N' Stuffs  Suck it three times! (My apologies, I have nothing witty or interesting to say this afternoon, so a feature alone will have to suffice. Not that my semi-daily postings are always or ever witty or interesting. I'm just saying that on this particular day, which happens to be Wednesday, I am at a loss for words. Well, not comepletely, apparently, since I am able to get these words out. But to be honest I have been too preoccupied with love and war and the world to do much of anything besides dance. Dance dance dance. And go to weddings. That picture was actually taken last weekend at the wedding of Ryan Kamins and Roxanne Trias which is of consequence to you because that sneaky little devil (Ryan) designed this very site you are currently looking at! Fekkin' rad brahhhhhh! So that's all. Also, props to Travis for waiting like ten years to have this feature posted. And for having the world's only three headed penis. Suck it three times.) bullied by jamie flam on 7/30/2003 :: Pond Walkin'  It's been a while since we've seen the familiar face we see above, but Chris Weisbart is back in LUBO action aftera several month hiatus, working on "other stuff". Of course when I say "other stuff" I am reffering to sexual things. Because that's funny. And we are a HUMOR site. Or, according to Yahoo Directory, we are a "Most Popular" Alternative Magazine, up there with Utne Reader and Giant Robot. Which is pretty sweet., if you ask me. So dive into the classic Lubo Column The Oregon Trail, and be taken to the very place that Pond Walkin' was filmed, just two months ago. Bless you all. In a genuine, yet non-religious manner. bullied by jamie flam on 7/29/2003 :: |
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