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Summer Vacations Let's be frank. Lunchboxing has hit a major lull. Sure, the software we use to put all our front page stuff up is giving us heart attacks, and yes we've all been consumed with making videos and putting on shows the past month. But there's no denying that the once fertile landscape of hilarity and creativty that was LUBO just isn't what it was just three months ago. There was a time when you could get *at least* three to four Scott Baio related articles in less than a week; when you could start the day with a feature about Shaq and end it with a story about Iraq. Shit, even three weeks ago we took the time to grace our pages with a Pizza Igloo logo, just because we we wanted to entertain our people, even if that meant just barely a half-smile. But the past couple of weeks have been slow, and the downward spiral has begun. The sites stats are reflecting the lack of content as well. To see for yourself, click here. Youch. But despite the waning interest in lunchboxing, we are surprisingly not compelled to do much about it. We'd rather be non-productive and lazy and let our "empire" crumble. Well, for now at least. It's summer time and as they say, we "need to get our 'lax on". That is why I am going to take the liberty of presenting a list of 6 Things To Do On Lunchboxing When It Isn't Being Updated On The Regular: 1. Check out the Lunchboxing Features Page! Enjoy how our "Recent Features" list goes all the way back to February. Apparently Elizabeth Smart and How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days (which has just been made available on DVD) are still recent news in luboland. Then go to the search by date link to find your favorite articles of the past. Sure there's not really a "search function" per se, and no, it hasn't been updated since early May, but fuck it, you owe it to yourself a li'l looksie. 2. The Bullies Page! Notice all the names of "contributors" that rarely, if ever, contribute! Then, go to one of the inappropriately yellow colored drop boxes to reveal a list of features that hasn't been updated "since like '99"! Look for the special warp zone on Jamie Flam's name. It reveals a link to his grill on several important occasions throughout his life. More warp zones to come at a later date. 3. The Archives Page. Click on one of the last few dates and have a jolly time when the 404 Object Not Found warning message comes up because Blogger is messing with our heads. 4. The Specials Page: Rarely updated pictures of people you could care less about (unless you are one of the 90% of readers who is a friend or family member). Although check out these pictures from Jake Jundef's wedding this past weekend. At least two lunchboxing writers adorn suits, as well as the site's designer. After this, check out the pics of the Lakers-Warriors game from last December! Fun and relevant! 5. The What is Lunchboxing Page: A description of each section of this site, much like this, but written with more positive vibrations at a time when we were hopeful this site would bring in mad amounts of cash based on our never-before-seen-on-the-internet-wit and sarcastic charm. Still broke... still so very, very broke. 6. The Reviews Page: Reviews are fun and easy! Everyone can throw together a review! We'll keep the platform nice and open so that people can write about virtually anything! (Last review was written in March. Before that, January.) Much deserving of it's own section on the site! There you have it. Six good reasons you can't complain at our lack of output in recent days. So no more excuses. Lunchboxing is a virtual playground and you are invited to punch the tetherball, play in the shit-box, drink from the piss-fountain, and sit on the crack-bench. So do that. Now. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! More content coming soon... love always, jamie flam bullied by jamie flam on 7/1/2003 :: Come on, just work already. Blogger is a dumb piece of crap! 2 days configuring the firewall and all the stuff Blogger says should work works for everything else in the world except Blogger. WTF?! bullied by Jason Betrue on 7/1/2003 :: |
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