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Uncommon Resurrection A sweet little Easter themed feature to get you through the weekend. Sorry we didn't get a Passover related feature, all my fellow Semitic lunchboxing friends. We will make sure to hook it up real nice come Purim time. Click the pic above to read more. bullied by jamie flam on 4/18/2003 ::  After a short "vacation", lunchboxing is back to give you an idea for...a short vacation. So ironic. This new feature by Jeff Berson may be about one week too late, but it's still relevant, and I take blame for its tardiness. I wanted the pictures to look just perfect, which I am sure you will agree, they do. Click on the picture above to read. Also, stay tuned for more travel-related features in the near future including many highly anticipated editions of The Baruti Column. And due to popular demand, we will be straying away from features that include easy 80's pop-culture related targets for a while (at least 48 hours). Lastly, a quick plug for LUBO friend Kate From Nebraska and her uber-cool web-site www.obsessiveconsumption.com. She totally buys stuff and takes record of it, and plans on writing her own LUBO column on her purchasing habits. I am also trying to get her to write an article about the availability and quality of burritos in Nebraska. Get pumped. bullied by jamie flam on 4/17/2003 :: The Cheez Yacht Scott Baio Update We the staff at Cheez Yacht are committed to serving our public with weekly Scott Baio updates. Check in weekly for more Baio news! And don't forget to "Stop by the yacht, for some cheez that is hot!"  Sherman Oaks, CA - April 14, 2003 - Scott Baio spotted at a trendy San Fernando Valley eatery, on what appears to be a date. The unidentified lady was said to have a "playboy material" body and an "above average" face, according to curious onlookers. One spectator said his acquaintance "definitely had fake boobies". Baio and his female guest left the restaurant at 8:45 PM and headed East on Ventura Blvd. in Baio's 2002 Acura MDX.  Brought to you by "Cheez Yacht": "Now with 4 types of cheese (3 on Sunday and Monday)" bullied by jamie flam on 4/15/2003 ::  Tomorrow is April 15, the day we pay to live in America instead of somewhere cold. But where do your tax dollars go? Lunchboxing explains what the federal government does with each cent of every $1.22 it receives. Hiring Reese Witherspoon to star in Private First Class: The Jessica Lynch Story...12 cents FBI files on celebrities that will have significant kitsch value in 30 years...4 cents Civilifeing ye Muflim favadge...19 cents Making movies and TV shows where black and white people realize "we're all the same"...6 cents Oppressing black people...12 cents Removing all the "What a Girl Wants" ads where Amanda Bynes is flashing a peace sign...9 cents Scientific study on ending 200 years of British cricket dominance...7 cents Tithe...10 cents Mass-producing special card decks for troops in the field that illustrate Iraq's 55 Most Wanted war criminals...7 cents Reprinting once informed that card decks are supposed to have, duh, 52 cards...11 cents Changing "Axis of Evil" to "Rectangle of Evil" to add Syria...5 cents Copywriting "Pentagon of Evil" before someone starts calling us that...8 cents Mass-producing special craps tables to remind troops in the field about three war criminals removed from card decks due to space limitations...12 cents bullied by jamie flam on 4/14/2003 :: |
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