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 Jenny Lewis is the lead singer of Rilo Kiley, a band we love. "Wait," you say. " That sounds like some kind of 'indie' group. I myself am hip-hop smoothed out on the R&B tip, with a pop feel appeal to me." That's aight, doe. Because Jenny does that too. Click here to read about our lunchdate with her, or here to listen to her throwing down some ol' gangsta shit. Whether you have had the pleasure of listening to Rilo Kiley or not, this interview will make you smile all over. So read it. Then be sure to check out this new installment of Frankie's Favorite Records Ever. This week he discusses classic albums by The Stooges, Stanley Cowell, and The Silver Jews. After reading you can go to happy hour at The Radio Bar in downtown Oakland to listen to these great albums and more, spun by our author-musician friend Frankie. That is, if you read this between 5 and 8 on a Friday evening... bullied by jamie flam on 4/4/2003 :: Come To Where The Flavor Is  Yes... it's been awhile, but it's time to return. Time to come back to that paradise that you've wished.. no... longed for. Time to pay a visit to Weisbart's World: Where every fantasy comes true, and every truth becomes fantasy. Time to throw your cares away as warm tropical waves lap at your toes... or maybe your fancy turns to a luxurious burrito supremo? Well I know the place where they got the good green salsa, baby. You know the kind.. with the avocados. That's right, come to where the flavor is. bullied by Chris Weisb on 4/3/2003 :: Extra Extra...Lunchboxing Is The (Vulture) Shit!  Before presenting you with a brand new article from quarterbar, I'd like to call your attention to some of the wonderful press we have been receiving in recent days. Check out this article that appeared in the East Bay Express last week regarding our live collaboration with Oakland fashion design group Oaktown Stitchdown. It reads: The eclectic parade of models, designers, and jesters that conga-lines through the curtains an hour later elevates the crowd from mellow to rowdy. Clowns, courtesy of Oakland comedy troupe Lunchboxing, keep the lanes open between platforms while the models maneuver through the crowd, attaching fabric scraps from the designers' workspaces to the onlookers. The audience loved it -- not that they'll be wearing these creations anytime soon. Click here to see pictures from the event. Then decide if you think we are in fact "clowns". I have no problem with the description, except without a picture, it's difficult for a lay reader to think that "Lunchboxing" is anything other than a bunch of "honk-honk" clowns with red noses. We are not. We are "honk-honk" clowns with regular noises. So there....Also, check out www.nealpollack.com. Our dear friend and author made mention of the interview we did with him recently and referred to us as "funny". He also said that we "made him a man." Guilty as charged, Neal. We were also reviewed on Site 73, but it's not there anymore. The review made fun of the site, talked mad shit about my photoshopping skills, but gave us 8 out of 10 stars. Go figure. If you can track that review down (it once resided in a section called "Linking For Jesus"), you get a free burrito on me. But let's move on to more important things. Click on the newspaper boy above, the picture of Sean Hannity below, or right here to read a new installment of Separated at Birth! You will laugh yourself silly! Also, don't forget your free gold below.  bullied by jamie flam on 4/2/2003 :: FREE GOLD!!!  Totally click on the above picture of REAL LIVE GOLD to find out how you can get FREE GOLD!!! Like, do it right now! Know why? Because Gold is worth MONEY!!! And do you know what you can buy with MONEY??? MORE GOLD!!!! Quick story to get you excited about all the free GOLD you are about to get: One time I found some gold. I used it to buy rubies and diamonds and then golden rubies. Then I sold those and bought SUPER GOLD! NOW AREN'T YOU PUMPED?!?!?! Click the above link to claim your BOUNTY of GOLD!!! HURRY!! One more quick story about gold (which you should bypass to get to your FREE GOLD): This one time I was wading in a riverbed and I saw GOLD. I got a pan from my satchel and panned the gold from the river! Then I took the GOLD and exchanged it for RUBIES! There was still some GOLD left over so I bought: 1. 10,000 Lottery Scratchers 2. Rubies 3. Two burritos. (One for then, one for later) 4. MORE GOLD!!!! Now would you do me a favor and click the picture of GENUINE GOLD ABOVE so we can rejoice together in our new found riches??? Awesome! bullied by jamie flam on 4/1/2003 ::  The headline in Saturday's SF Chronicle read "War Turns To Terror", as if before the suicide bombing against the U.S. the war was a 100% terror-free hoe-down at Hidden Valley Ranch. Yeeeeeeeeeehaw! But saying "War Turns To Terror" is like saying "Candy Factory Tour Turns Delicious": well, duh. Just wanted to get that off my chest. Thank you. We have a super-exciting week in store for you here at lunchboxing, so get excited. Super-excited! Let's start it off with another war-related feature, Sunblock & Awe: How Spring-Breakers Are Protesting The War On Iraq. You may like it, but let's be honest...you may love it too! So read! Yeeeeeeeehaw! bullied by jamie flam on 3/31/2003 :: |
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