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50 Words and Phrases To Describe Bea Arthur's Vagina Disgustingly retarded lunchboxing style war-time fun for the kids. You may want to skip over this one, grandma. Click here to read! bullied by jamie flam on 3/27/2003 :: Mike Loves Movie Magic
Yes, The Academy Awards were on a good three days ago. Yes, they are an easy target for parody and comedy (par-edy). Yes, I have a strange itch in my groin area. But it's all completely irrelevant, seeing as how this is the single funniest article you will ever read in your entire life. So read it! Also, be sure to check out the classic lunchboxing article No Kama Sense: Unappealing Sex Acts as it appeared in the last issue of Kittenpants. Then, read the new issue of Kittenpants! It's funny! bullied by jamie flam on 3/26/2003 :: What A Sweet Retreat!  Due to the current "world situation", various members of the lunchboxing staff decided to congregate in an undisclosed location inside my house in Oakland, CA. to discuss how we could personally help to find a swift and peaceful resolution to the conflcit at hand. It didn't take long before we realized that our lack of experience in dealing with world diplomacy in addition to a general absence of understanding of even the most basic of governmental functions and global politics deemed us entirely unqualified for this task. Needless to say, 15 minutes later we were all liquored up and giving each other piggy back rides while the sultry sounds of Bobby Brown's My Prerogative blared from the hi-fi. While we couldn't put an end to "Showdown Iraq" we were able to compile a working list of exciting LUBO features and projects that lie on the horizon. So in lieu of your daily dose of LUBO style hilarity, we present to you a small portion of the wonderment that is the future of the site: 24 Hour Brazilian Soccer Coverage The Fitness Minute with Jason Betrue LUBO Auctions! Up to the Minute Stock Ticker Uncle Science Builds... LUBO Mugz! JeLLyBeAnZ!!! The Lunchboxing Guide to Global B2B Marketing Solutions How to Fly Starch Cookin' with Starchy the Clown The 'Cool' Spider The Flaming Hot Cheetos Shit Storm Story by Chris Food Dude! LUBO Maps! Free Gold Thursdays and Much, Much More!! Bless your hearts, Jamie Flam, Chris Weisbart & Jason Betrue bullied by Jason Betrue on 3/25/2003 :: |
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