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 This morning I went to make pee-pee in the office restroom. I noticed that someone was in the stall, quietly going about their business as I stood in the urinal going about my own. As I was washing my hands, the someone in the stall went from quietly going about their business to very unquietly going about their business, and I found myself immediately racing for the door to avoid laughing hysterically in front of Ol' Stink N' Loud. And so I ask myself: How can I be 26 years old and still find it nescessary to exit the restroom tittering with laughter when the fella in the stall unleashes a shit storm? You'd think I would have gained the maturity to deal with a situation such as this, by, say, the time of my Bar Mitzvah, but no. I think we all know what this means...A Second Bar Mitzvah for Jamie Flam! Yeeeeeeeeehaw! But enough about Bar MItzvahs. Onto the good stuff. The fun stuff. The real stuff. Check out the link above or Click here to read a music review by a man named Frankie Koeller. He's in a band, ya know. bullied by jamie flam on 3/14/2003 :: Today Marks...  Today marks a momentous occasion in the history of hobos and homeless people around the world, as lunchboxing.com unveils not one, but two hobo-related features! First, check out Jesus... or Hobo? by Alfie Fonchino. Then, remain topical with hobos in current events by reading the Paws O'Henry feature, What We've Learned From Elizabeth Smart's Rescue. After reading you'll agree: Hobos are an easy and fun comedic target! bullied by jamie flam on 3/13/2003 ::  For those of you not in the know, in retaliation for the vile and wicked nation of France's lack of support on the Iraq crisis, all Congressional cafeterias will be serving "Freedom Fries" and "Freedom Toast" instead of their French namesakes. But this begs every able bodied American to ask him or herself the question, "What will we do when other evil and ignorant countries show straying allegiance?" Well, just so that our representatives will have more time to work on making our country a better place and less time liberating nasty foreign food names, Lunchboxing has come up with a list of other foods that may need a name change when international crises occur. So give up those boring old 'international' food names and express your patriotism with one of these exciting new names! Click here to read! bullied by jamie flam on 3/12/2003 :: The MMC Have Arrived (Finally)!  Plug Research Records is releasing the highly anticipated Meanest Man Contest album today, and you should get it. Period. In support of this record, we have for you an exclusive interview with group producer Quarterbar by Tim Molloy. You should read it. Period. If you reside in the Bay Area, there will be a record release party on Thursday evening at The Ruby Room in Oakland. You should be there, comma, because it will be a good time. Period (exclamation point)! To forgo the interview and just buy the album, click here. Thanks! bullied by jamie flam on 3/11/2003 :: Movie News You Can Use It's Monday, March 10, and "Bringing Down the House" is the #1 movie in America. The film, starring Steve Martin and Queen Latifah, grossed an estimated $31.7 million over the weekend. Upon hearing the news, studio bosses immediately announced plans for a sequel, "Bringing Down the House 2," starring French Stewart and Maya Angelou. The hilarity begins Summer 2005!  bullied by Dan Fazio on 3/10/2003 :: |
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