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 Terror Preparednessbullied by Chris Weisb on 2/21/2003 :: How To Ditch Your Sexual Man Friend In 240 Hours  If you're like the good folks over here at LUBO central (and there is a pretty good chance of this...since there are good odds that if you are reading this you ARE one of the good folks over here at LUBO central) you generally have at least a couple of guys that you just need to get rid of...and you need to do it PRONTO. Figuring out a way to bail out your boy-guy in a short period of time can be a challenge for anyone. That's why we decided to throw together this informative article, for your reading and educational pleasure. Oh, also, this is indirectly making fun of yet another crap movie currently playing at a theater near you. Click Here or on the picture above to learn the best way to ditch that pesky, unwanted partner in a third of a month. bullied by Jason Betrue on 2/20/2003 :: Lunchboxing LIVE!  This Thursday will be your first opportunity to see members of the Lunchboxing Bully crew LIVE! We were asked to assist local fashion design consortium Oaktown Stitchdown at this month's highly popular multi-media event Platform, in San Francisco. We will be appearing as the "Scrap People", and guests (last month there were 1000+) will be invited to place scraps of fabric on our white painter suit outfits. I think there is supposed to be a premise involved, but we mainly see it as a way to promote lunchboxing and get lots of phone numbers. We will also be showing "Return of the Scrap People", a short movie made to accompany our characters. It looks just a little bit better on a screen than it does in my poorly rendered photoshop screenshot collage above. For more information on the event, go to www.plado.org. And stay tuned..."Return of the Scrap People" will soon be available for download here on LUBO. See you Thursday! bullied by jamie flam on 2/19/2003 :: Two For Tuesday!  I am pretty sure that one of the prerequisites to having a classic rock radio station is signing an agreement that says you will have a "Two For Tuesdays" (playing two songs in a row by your favorite artist) at least every Tuesday, if not every Tuesday and Thursday. I mean it makes perfect sense that they should play a two-set of Boston followed by a deucer from Fleetwood Mac seeing as how the first syllable in Tuesday has the same phoentic pronunciation as two. In any case, since lunchboxing received it's business license as a registered classic rock station, it is now mandatory that we run at least two new articles every Tuesday, in spirit of the word. We advise after reading these articles, that you break out a couple Zep records and play some of your favorite songs, so long as the last song you play is a multiple of two. TWORIFFIC! Here you go: Click here for a review of The Quiet American by Pete Nicely. To view a review/editorial regarding the new Daredevil movie by Paws O'Henry, click where it says "Jennifer Garner Fakes" in bold. Jennifer Garner Fakes. bullied by jamie flam on 2/18/2003 :: Getting Free Stuff in Vegas  For example... food! That's right, as Vegas Week comes to a close here at lunchboxing, we are excited to impart some wisdom in the art of getting comp'd. We are also excited to introduce newest LUBO contributor Marc Song, who's wealth of information on this subject will have you flocking to Vegas ASAP to take advantage of all the wonderful (and free) stuff you can get! Click the above picture, or right here to read! bullied by jamie flam on 2/16/2003 :: |
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