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Hotels on the Horizon Vegas Week continues in grand fashion today. We already broke you off a lil' sumthin' sumthin' (that's slang for 'broke you off a lil' sumthin') this morning with Air Hockey & Pink Ice Cream, but now it's time to take it up a notch. With the assistance of Google, Photoshop, and our sheer brilliance, we have knocked out a piece that will make you want to scream in ecstatic pleasure. And when I say "scream in ecstatic pleasure", I mean "chuckle in amusement." So with no further ado, I invite all ye lunchboxing faithful to take a look into Vegas Hotels on the Horizon (echoes). Oh yeah...click the picture of the babies taking over Vegas, the last bolded line, or the link on the sidebar to your right to get there. Sheesh. bullied by jamie flam on 2/14/2003 ::  Ah, love is in the air today folks. Somewhere in the world, an older African gentleman is presenting an older African woman with a bouquet. An older Asian man gives his older Asian beau a hand-made card and poem. A South American woman decorates her home with her South American husband's favorite scents and cooks him his favorite meal. In a small town in Eastern Europe, a gay couple hold each other at sunrise, eating their favorite chocolates. And lunchboxers are all getting into the Valentine's Day spirit as well by engaging in butt sex. Lots and lots of ass numbingly good spirited butt-sex. To celebrate the art of "taking/giving it from behind" as well as the holiday, please read the playfully romantic interview feature Air Hockey & Pink Ice Cream: A Kissing Story. Then find that special someone, bring them to your bedroom, put on some Sade, light some incense, and proceed to give them the best ass action he/she has ever had. Period. bullied by jamie flam on 2/14/2003 ::  Remember Adventures in Adventure Part One? You know, the one that made you quite literally piss and shit yourself? Well, this is Part Two, and it's got a Vegas theme. You do the math. You'll be shitting yourself real good-like within seconds of opening the link by clicking the icon above. Moments later you'll be pissing. Vegas baby! bullied by jamie flam on 2/13/2003 ::  Ten Vegas "Adult" Shows We'd Like to See 1. Toplessopolis 2. Uvinasia-All Asian Vagina Revue 3. Cirque du Boobs (trans. Boob Circus) 4. Show (Your Tits) Boat! 5. Broadville 6. The Ass n' Butt Cabaret 7. Mammaricon! 8. Horndog Fantasia 9. Puppetry of the Pillow-Melons 10. Weird Peacock Hats on Naked Chicks (No Vagina)-The Show!  bullied by jamie flam on 2/12/2003 :: Top Ten Worst Mistakes To Make In Vegas by dan fazio 10. Letting your cabbie pick the strip club. 9. Staying at a hotel with no casino or pool. 8. Trying to "use your own cards." 7. Using ass pennies in the slot machines. 6. After losing a large sum of money, saying, "Shoot... maybe I'll just blow up the building with this C-4." 5. Using a body part for collateral. 4. Betting against the Globetrotters. 3. Grabbing a stack of $1,000 chips and running. 2. Using the catch phrase "Hoo-ah!" too much. 1. Farting in the pool.  Bonus fun! Try to guess which 2 of these mistakes lunchboxer Dan Fazio has committed in real life! bullied by jamie flam on 2/11/2003 :: LUBO, Las Vegas!  Get excited, folks. The moment you've all been waiting for his here: LAS VEGAS WEEK! Yes, it's true, we have succomb to the evils of a 'theme week'...and we couldn't be more excited. But, "Why Vegas?" you ask. Because we were there recently. "Still though," you say. We just thought that Vegas would lend itself to some exciting features. "I am still confused," you reply. Now we are getting annoyed. Moving on...Although many of our Las Vegas themed articles have yet to be written, and some have even yet to materialize in our brilliant brain-minds, our goal is to bring you *at least* one Vegas inspired feature every day this week. If you have never been to Vegas before, we suggest that you rent one of the many fine films about the city that have been made in recent years in order to familiarize yourself with it before reading our articles.. Vegas Vacation will be the best place to start. In fact, any Chevy Chase film will offer a lightheartedness that perfectly captures the Vegas experience. In fact, forget Vegas Vacation and go straight to Funny Farm. The scene where he eats sheep testicles is priceless. That said, brace yourselves for a week of Vegas Magic. You can start with our Uninformed Guide to Gambling! bullied by jamie flam on 2/10/2003 :: |
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