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A Site Fit For A Sailor One of the beautiful things about having a mildly succesful web-site is checking the stat logs everyday to see how many people are coming to the site, when they log on, for how long, and how they found the site. The stat I like the most is "Search Engine Keywords", or what people typed into search engines like Google, or Yahoo that brought them to lunchboxing. Here are some of my favorite keywords from the past couple months along with how many people used them: shaqs wedding 276 topless boxing 10 shaqs wife 11 kobes wife 9 brittney murphy naked 6 shaq penis 5 reese witherspoon sex 4 list of sexual positions 2 simpsons smoking weed 2 anal leakage 2 fuck reese witherspoon 2 lake havasu sex 2 popeye fucking olive oil 2 snot rocket picture 2 people having sex in fursuits 1 whos better tupac or biggie and why 1 is pharrell williams black or white 1 pissy pants 1 I'm sure that all these people were pleased with what they found on the site. Especially the two fellas looking for pics of popeye fucking olive oil. Bless their souls. bullied by jamie flam on 1/24/2003 :: ReepMania!  If you watched Star Search last night like we told you to, than you saw that our favorite comedian Jon Reep won in the eyes of the judges only to fall prey to the internet voting public. What a fluke. A horrible, horrible fluke. But the more I think about it, the more I know: Jon Reep will be a huge success BECAUSE he lost on Star Search. Much like Britney Spears did. I mean, what could be cooler than losing on Star Search?? In the same way that Real World cast members are destined to failure, so are Star Search winners. It's the losers that always end up being the major success stories. Speaking of which, make sure to read Pete Nicely's true story about life on the road with Reep. You'll laugh, and then you'll cry. Then you'll laugh some more. It's a wonderful ride. Click the above picture or here to read. bullied by jamie flam on 1/23/2003 :: Gimme A Break...Nell Carter, Dead???  One time I went down to Palm Springs to see this big concert. I think it was my first year in college. It was this big show at the Glen Helen Blockbuster Pavilion (I think that's what it's called), which isn't actuallyin Palm Springs, but close enough that we were able to use it as an excuse to go to my friend's parents summer house for the night after the show. The concert was horrible. I don't remember if we had fun or not. You had your Dave Matthews Band, your Rusted Root, your Blues Traveller. Bands that do fifteen minute renditions of three minute songs and ten encores and you want nothing more than for them to end so that the dredlock and shirtless frat crowd can shut up and stop dancing in front of you. The one redeeming part of that day was that beers only cost 8 bucks each. Seriously, I am rich, which makes that very affordable. {sigh} Anyways, point of the story is that late that night we made a run to a huge market in Palm Springs to get alcohol or snacks, or possibly both, and who's getting into it with the manager there but Nell Carter! I think she was drunk off her ass. She definitely wasn't looking in the least bit "healthy". It was weird. It was surreal. It was something I wouldn't trade for anything in the world. It was magic. Nell, you will be missed. bullied by jamie flam on 1/23/2003 :: SUPPORT YOUR BUDDY Jon Reep on Star Search Tonight!  Be a part of entertainment history! Vote for Jon Reep tonight on Star Search in the Comedian Category. HIP AND INDIE PEOPLE: Don't resist because you are afraid this isn't cool. This isn't American Idol, it's totally RETRO! Arsenio and Star Search, c'mon. It's like bring back the Solid Gold Dancers. Right? We were totally kids then! Seriously. Tonight at 5 PM PST/8 OM EST you should vote for Lunchboxing's favorite Jon Reep. And check back today for a really long story about Jon's rise from boy in Hickory, North Carolina to man in comedy world. He may be just the man we need to break down the boundaries between Southerners and educated people. bullied by Pete Nicely on 1/22/2003 :: |
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