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The Molloy Channel Click the above totally weird and tripped out picture to witness non-lunchboxer Tim Molloy's descent into the netherworlds of dead star's brains!!!!! Then, read Merry Effing Christmas, the sequel to Dan Fazio's lighthearted piece Happy Fucking Birthday, published on this very site just weeks ago! Then, go to 7-11 and buy me three of those super delicious fresh baked cookies they have there. It's only 99 cents folks!!! bullied by jamie flam on 1/3/2003 :: Three-O DiCaprio!  Those of you who are already big time Stinky Ninja fans have probably already had the delight of perusing the following three Leonardo DiCaprio based stories, all of which are true. If this is the case, I still urge you to click on the above picture (designed by Jason Betrue, not Andy Warhol) to look at the enclosed pictures that I designed. You will like. Happy New year, Leonardo DiCaprio! Happy New Year, everyone else! bullied by jamie flam on 1/2/2003 :: Laggin' Ass LUBO So you have probably noticed that those damn firearm bearing bears have been on the front page of this site for a long time now, meaning that it's been a while since LUBO did any updating. Well, it was vacation time! And you know what that means...put any sort of creative productivity on hold in order to sit around and do nothing all day. Like always, I find that I get more done for this site when I have to squeeze it into a busy day at work. But god forbid I have countless hours to write, write, write--improve, improve, improve--I should even dare to step to a computer...Oh well, whats done is done, or in this case, what isn't done, isn't done. So, as my first day back at work comes to an end, I give thee an experiment I participated in last month by responding to an ad on Craig's List. I sent some random dude this photo of myself:  Then, he sent it to random people and asked for their reactions to my picture. He just sent me the two results he got! Here they are: 1. Photo portrays him to be serious--maybe it’s due to the work environment in the background. He also looks like he could be a bit of a smart ass. 2. I see Jamie as some sort of an artist. He has this look of introspection and self-awareness, which I think is occasionally misconstrued as an ego on first impression. I think he has his fair share of romantic opportunities, but doesn't take advantage of them as often as he could. I wouldn't say Jamie is shy--he just keeps a bit to himself and does his thing. I do think, though, that he wonders what others think of him. Wow. I think, after reading this, its safe to say that its okay to judge a book by its cover. Kudos, whoever you are! bullied by jamie flam on 12/30/2002 :: |
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