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Disgusting Popeye Patch Picture Below Are you looking at this picture here? Can you find as many things wrong with it as me? Take for example his eyes. What in hell is going on there??? And they claim they are the "home of popeye", yet if you go to their "official" website, www.chesterillinois.com, their history is conveniently under construction. Seems to me the "home of Popeye" would make their police patches Popeye's with normal looking eyes!!! Oh wait, are the eyes supposed to be popping out from their sockets?? Oh. Nevermind. Read Two Reviews About Popeye the Cartoon and forget I ever said anything. bullied by jamie flam on 10/25/2002 :: Hollywood Star Power  Everyone loves Hollywood! Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood! From the great stars of the past, to Jose Feliciano, to the great stars of the future, Hollywood is home to all of our greatest and most beloved stars. Did I mention Jose Feliciano? If not, I meant to. I mean, "Feliz Navidad" alone, right? Anyways, in the spirit of the Christmas season, and in the spirit of Hollywood, and mostly in the spirit of great stars like Jose Feliciano, I present to you my very own special look at the movies in the form of an absolutely wonderful idea I have. If you know of any producers or directors (or Jose Feliciano himself), pass this along. But don't steal it. It's golden. Literally. bullied by jamie flam on 10/25/2002 :: Positive lunchboxing Vibrations  The above picture comes up number two in a google search for "positive vibrations". And appropraitely so, as just looking at this magical van of red, green, and yellow irieness gives me nothing but intensely positive vibes. Speaking of which, everyone give a big positive lunchboxing welcome to newest lunchboxer Dr. Lester, who is white and loves Reggae as his reviews of Joe Gibbs (unrelated to Bee Gees) and Mrs. Cakehead will prove. Lester is in a hip-hop group called the Forest Fires Collective. They are super good. Listen to them and then buy their CD's and records. A LOT of them. They are not paying me to say that. Yet. bullied by jamie flam on 10/24/2002 ::  If you are one of those kind of people that doesn't like to read so much, and prefers pictures, then you may enjoy this "article". I say this because A. There is not much reading, and B. There are a lot of pictures. This of course, makes perfect sense. I think you may find it entertaining. And infonational. Infonational is the melding of the words Information and international. Two words that I think, in their origins, were separated at birth, hence making that a completely relevant word to use in this little teaser. God bless you for clicking on the Olsen Twin picture I made and looking at the article within. bullied by jamie flam on 10/23/2002 :: Why Guys Make Fun of Gay People  5. They found out someone they identify with themselves is gay. 4. They got a boner during a massage from a man. 3. Someone belittled them in some severe way about their sexuality 2. They play team sports 1. Black people fight back bullied by Pete Nicely on 10/22/2002 :: Fazio's Fall Fashion (F)Report  It's that time of the year again. Yes, October 22ish is here again, and you know what that means. Fall is kinda here, and it's time to start thinking about how to adapt your style to the season at hand. Yes, October 22ish season: not exactly cold yet, still pretty warm, cooler nights, random warm nights. You need a wardrobe that will reflect you as well as the season (October 22ish). Well, Dan Fazio speaks on none of these issues, but has still written a highly informative and important article on this years fashion do's and don'ts. Click the string of bold exclamation points, or the above picture, to read. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bullied by jamie flam on 10/22/2002 :: Freedom at Work  Unfortunate fact: As great as it may be to find that the music server you have at work has "Freedom" by Wham! on it, it will undoubtedly require you to lower the volume or press skip every time it comes up in random rotation. It's just that kind of song. bullied by jamie flam on 10/22/2002 :: The Reasons My Parents Got Divorces  5. My birth 4. Iran Hostage Crisis 3. How messy I kept my room 2. My sister and me couldn’t get along 1. Because I kept crying bullied by Pete Nicely on 10/22/2002 :: "Wait, wait, hold the execution!"  My sister sent me a link to Yesterday Land's Tribute to 80's Saturday morning cartoons and other kids shows from our generation, and oh boy was it a hoot! You should go there and check out all the memories, particularly You Can't Do That on Television, the show that looked at television's rules and policies and laughed in their face. The show must have had to take on the FCC hundreds of times for all the provacative lines that were exchanged and for the ahead of it's time subject matter, including Dougie's dirty drawls and Allistair's failure to do his homework...AGAIN! Crazy bastard. I was also sent a link to blackpeopleloveus.com, a site that has probably been circulating for a good two years now, but finally made it to me today via an instant message from lone female lunchboxer Chrissie Canino. It's all totally funny and stuff, and wouldn't you know that pal and New York resident Jose Germossen is all up in the cut! What a treat. All this talk about internet links has got me thinking about my favorite part about the internet: Internet links! bullied by jamie flam on 10/22/2002 :: "Hey, Remember the early 60's???"  Seriously, do you remember them? Such a care-free time in American history. Cities were a growin', babies were a boomin', and white middle class Americans were getting along like never before. Heck, on any given day you could see two to three white children sittin' on a porch in summer sippin' their Pilsbury Funny Face Chinese Cherry drink concoction with big white smiles. Okay, so I happen to be white myself...but I look at this old school drink mix wrapper and can't help but think, in classic lunchboxing fashion, "Are you absolutely kidding me?!?!?!" Unfortunately The Imaginary World Site this came from (which is actually really cool) fails to include a picture for Chinese Cherry's distant cousin Injun Orange. It's no coincidence to me that Pilsbury dropped these offensive characters and replaced them with an easily destroyable and torture-friendly gunk of white boy dough. The Pilsbury dough boy also has no penis. bullied by jamie flam on 10/21/2002 :: Dear Abby Takes on Cyber-Misrepresentation This is a recent letter that Dear Abby, America's favorite source of Advice from a character, answered in her daily column. DEAR ABBY: I work in a public library. We do not charge patrons for using our computers or the Internet. People from all walks of life use it regularly. I can't help noticing that some people misrepresent themselves when e-mailing others. One woman calls herself "Sexy Mama." She corresponds with a number of men. I know for a fact this woman had her children taken away because of physical abuse. She has poor dental hygiene, wears dirty clothes and is far from being a "sexy mama." Some of the men who correspond with women have social and mental problems. After they've e-mailed a message to one of their "lady friends," they pull out a magazine and look at pornography. The point I am making is that people can misrepresent themselves in chat rooms and e-mails. You have no means of knowing who you are corresponding with on the other computer. Abby, please urge your readers not to give personal information to a stranger. Names, addresses and phone numbers should remain private. Anyone can say anything on the Internet. It doesn't make it true. -- CONCERNED LIBRARIAN IN KANSAS DEAR CONCERNED LIBRARIAN: Thank you for the reminder. While some people have met online and developed relationships that have led to romance and/or marriage, it is important that people take the same precautions when using the Internet that they would when answering a personal ad or meeting an attractive stranger at a club or resort. For once I disagree with Dear Abby. I think a "sexy mama" is no less sexy because she abused a few kids, doesn't brush her teeth and doesn't bathe. She can find her way to the library so we know she is still perfectly capable of decent phone sex. Also, since when have men with mental disabilities and a fondness for porn not been allowed to meet ladies. To a frigid old Librarian we probably all seem a little sex crazed. Also if you can't look at porn in a library, where are you supposed to do? Do you want people to look at that shit in the post office? In most libraries, at least, there is usually a clean bathroom where someone can take the looking of porn to it's natural consequences. The same cannot be said of gas stations of public high schools. I don't think anyone needs a librarian from Kansas to remind us that people on the Internet are not what they seem. Anyone who has ever been in a chatroom is keenly aware that there is not one female in those places. And if there is one she is usually a insaitable pig or nine years old. Either way you should be aware that this is not the way to get laid. Mis-representing yourself on the Internet is way easier than doing it in person. Abby says that you should take the same caution on the net that you would, " when answering a personal ad or meeting an attractive stranger at a club or resort." I would disagree. At a club or at a resort you are about one miguided walk down an alley from something dangerous happening. To meet someone you've been chatting with on the net requires way more planning. If you take the step after step required to finally meet me in person at a Chevron and find out that I am not really a stripper named Horny_Tits_Needs_Chestnuts (You know what chestnuts are dont'ya? It's when you cum on my DD's.), then you are a fool for love. And I cannot think of any way better to waste your completely unproductive time. The people misrepresenting themselves are not to be worried about, it's the librarians reading over our shoulders who are the real problem. bullied by Pete Nicely on 10/20/2002 :: |
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