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 bullied by jamie flam on 8/16/2002 ::  Move the hell over Doogie, there's a new doctor in town. And he's younger. And more adorable. And doing drama that makes "Rent" look like "Evicted". Get it?? So stop looking at this poorly rendered photoshop picture I stole from a Doogie Howser, M.D. fansite (shhhhhh) and click on it instead to check out superstar Lunchboxer bullied by jamie flam on 8/16/2002 :: I am thinking of a song... What is it?!Its that one really great song. You know, that one they play on the radio all the time... on that one station...damn what's it called? K-something? Man i wish i knew the name of that song. it's so awesome, it's got that one part in it that goes "nah naa nan neern naah" super fast. then it drops down into that one part that goes "nenenennneeeeneneeneneneneneAAAAAHHHHHHHHNANANA!" You know that one! you don't have any idea? man... what's the name of the artist who does it..."The" something... or "A" something... shit. maybe it's one of those "new fangled" bands that are just "..." with out an "A" or "The" before the name... MAN i wish i could remember it. You still don't have any idea of who i'm talking about, eh? how about this-- theres this one great part with the drums (are they real or synth? i dunno) where it goes like this: "BUDDABUDABUDDUDABUADUBABABUDABUADUABABAAB- UDABABAABBBAABUDABUDDABUDABUAADDABAZANG!" JUST like that man! it totally rips. well, i guess when you hear it you'll know exactly what i'm talking about, so when you do think of me, bro! bullied by Chris Weisb on 8/16/2002 :: I see this one guy every day on my walk from work on Pacific and Battery (SF) to the Bus Station on Mission and Second (also SF). Looks pretty homeless, although he's never asked for change and always has an ample supply of cigarettes and soda. Always crouched in this particular doorway on Battery Street. A couple times we've made eye contact in that "I see you every single day at the same time and in the same place and recognize your existence" kind of way. Anyways, this morning I was doing the reverse walk towards work and I see him in a new location. Not a far stretch from his usual doorway spot, maybe two blocks away, other side of the street. He's hunched over reading the headlines in a newspaper machine. As I approach him I am pondering how I will react if he notices me. Will he recognize me so out of context? If he does, will we go through the usual motions, as if it was the end of the day? I will just have to wait and see I decide. But before I even cross his path, he puts his hand to his nose and shoots an absolutely incredible snot rocket to the ground with such speed and precision that I must turn away in utter horror. It finally put into perspective why it is so important to wash your hands after touching the bottom of your shoes. (Not that I have a history or reputation for touching the bottom of my shoes and licking my hands.) But, needless to say, I turned away, avoiding all potential eye contact. The rest of my walk to work was spent visualizing the snot rocket and trying to come up with words to describe it for the purpose of this here diatribe. Here are a few I came up with: fluid, brisk, self-indulgent, loose, bewitching, barbarous, fast AND furious. There are more, maybe hundreds. But my personal thesaurus is abridged. bullied by jamie flam on 8/16/2002 ::  Hey all you Queso Grandes! Want to see what's in your stars this week? Thankfully we have resident Snack-Chipologist Mike Spiegelman consulting for the Lunchboxing team with this week's edition of Your Doritos Horoscope. bullied by jamie flam on 8/15/2002 :: First Lunchboxing, Then The World! For years I've been playing around with the idea of setting up a dodgeball league. I hear that many of you out there have had experience setting up and participating in basketball leagues so i'm seeing if anybody's interested in helping me out with this one. I already have a logo and equipment... now all we need are teams!  bullied by Chris Weisb on 8/15/2002 :: you think THIS site is amusing? you ain't seen nothing yet. kittenpants: kick ass pirate stories bullied by Quarterbar on 8/15/2002 :: Probably one of the greatest experience I had while living in Japan was being able to try new things. Without question, the highlight of my time there was drinking Fanta. Thirsty? I bet you are, so come check out the review of Fanta Fruity Grapefruit Soda. bullied by ryan kamins on 8/14/2002 :: Just in case anyone is looking for custom-made plush toys...  bullied by Quarterbar on 8/14/2002 ::  Check out this first installment of "New Discoveries" by Lunchboxer Jeff Berson! You are literally going to shit yourself! Hope you have enough toilet paper! bullied by jamie flam on 8/14/2002 :: What do you get when you mix Leonard Nimoy and Lord of the Rings? Ya, I have no idea either, but it sure is craptacular! bullied by ryan kamins on 8/14/2002 :: BING-BONG!! bullied by Quarterbar on 8/13/2002 :: Two thumbs up?! there's something else giving it's own "write in" vote down below if you know what i mean!! bullied by Chris Weisb on 8/13/2002 :: Blue Crush: In Theaters This Friday!!!!!! (Blue BALLS in my PANTS right NOW!!!!) bullied by Chris Weisb on 8/13/2002 ::  Hi! I'm youngbot! You may remember me from my SUPER EXCITING website The Youngbot Fun Page!!!! Anyhoo! Just to let you know a little bit more about myself: I am 4 years old, which is surprisingly old for a robot. Why do they call me Youngbot then? Because I wear one of those little twirly hats that kids wore back in olden times! Like Dennis the Menace and shit, right? Now THAT was a cartoon! None of this Pokemon bullshit you see on television nowadays. With Dennis the Menace you got just what you wanted: a menacing little brat with a conscience, a black friend, and a friend that was a girl and wore glasses. And an elderly neighbor to fuck with at all times. Beep Boop. Excuse Me! Guess my "inner-circuitry" has got a screw loose or something. Speaking of which, I haven't been "screwed" in months! What's a robot got to do to get some love in this piece?? I kid of course, because I wasn't programmed for sex. I was, however, programmed for frenching. So get ready ladies, we got some hot n' heavy tonguing to do! Anyways, I better get going. I need to shower. And if you didn't know, showering for a robot translates to getting turned off and sitting in the lab corner, lifeless. toodles! *youngbot* bullied by jamie flam on 8/13/2002 :: Are you hungry? Bored? Suicidal? Then check out this crazy-stoopid review of Safeway's Deli Sandwiches!!!  It's real good! (the review, and sometimes the sandwich!) bullied by jamie flam on 8/12/2002 :: |
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